Monday, April 25, 2005
Identity Crisis...
What's a guy to do?
As the new year began, I hear the news that a conservative black pundit has gotten $240,000 for speaking positively about the Bush administration's education policies. Unfortunately...it's not me:
And then, just a couple weeks later, people start congratulating me. Why? Well, it seems that a conservative intellectual named Robert George has received $250,000 from the Bradley Foundation.
(Yeah, I'm the one NOT in uniform, at last fall's Marine Corps Birthday Bash.)
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As the new year began, I hear the news that a conservative black pundit has gotten $240,000 for speaking positively about the Bush administration's education policies. Unfortunately...it's not me:
And then, just a couple weeks later, people start congratulating me. Why? Well, it seems that a conservative intellectual named Robert George has received $250,000 from the Bradley Foundation.
Unfortunately...it's still not me:
So, somehow, in the last six months I've been gypped out of nearly half-a-mil. And I wanna know why!!!
Life just ain't fair!!
Oh well, at least the Marines still love me, and that's gotta count for something...
(Yeah, I'm the one NOT in uniform, at last fall's Marine Corps Birthday Bash.)