Friday, October 07, 2005
Miers Humor...
Bush aide: But, the president said, "This woman deserves to be on the bench."
Conservative: "How come no one told him when he was Texas Rangers owner that people who 'deserve to be on the bench' don't also get to be one of the starting nine.
Q. So, exactly how does being Texas Lottery Commissioner prepare you for a lifetime Supreme Court appointment?
A. No, no, you don't understand. It's the exact opposite: She has no qualifications -- but Bush picked her anyway. If that's not winning the lottery...
Readers are invited to contribute their own!!!
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Conservative: "How come no one told him when he was Texas Rangers owner that people who 'deserve to be on the bench' don't also get to be one of the starting nine.
Q. So, exactly how does being Texas Lottery Commissioner prepare you for a lifetime Supreme Court appointment?
A. No, no, you don't understand. It's the exact opposite: She has no qualifications -- but Bush picked her anyway. If that's not winning the lottery...
Readers are invited to contribute their own!!!
