Friday, May 05, 2006
Civics 101, Spring 2006
Child: Daddy, what's the difference between Democrats and Republicans?
Parent: Well, son, Democrats accept bribes, punch out police officers and crash their cars after taking mind-altering substances. Republicans just accept bribes, hire ladies to do immoral things -- and sometimes shoot people in the face.
Child: Are we Democrats or are we Republicans?
Parent: Son, we're just having our money taken from us -- and having done to us by both parties what the ladies take money to do.
Technorati Tags: Republicans, Democrats, corruption, Congress
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Parent: Well, son, Democrats accept bribes, punch out police officers and crash their cars after taking mind-altering substances. Republicans just accept bribes, hire ladies to do immoral things -- and sometimes shoot people in the face.
Child: Are we Democrats or are we Republicans?
Parent: Son, we're just having our money taken from us -- and having done to us by both parties what the ladies take money to do.
Technorati Tags: Republicans, Democrats, corruption, Congress
