Sunday, April 01, 2007
Ragged Thots Endorses...
...Joe Biden as the next President -- of the Run-DMC Words of Wisdom Posse.
...Sam Brownback as the next President -- of Oz.
...Hillary Clinton as the next President -- of "The View".
...Chris Dodd as the next President -- of Cuba.
...John Edwards as the next President -- of the Hair Club For Men.
...Newt Gingrich as the next President -- of Amazon.com.
....Rudy Giuliani as the next President -- of the American Association for Marriage & Family Therapy.
...Al Gore as the next President -- of the Tracy Flick Appreciation Society.
...Mike Gravel as the next President -- of, uh, who the hell is Mike Gravel?
...Chuck Hagel as the nextPrince President -- of Denmark.
...Mike Huckabee as the next President -- of Applebee's.
...Dennis Kucinich as the next President -- of Lambda Lambda Lambda.
...John McCain as the next President -- of the Baghdad Hilton.
...Barack Obama as the next President -- of the Strom Thurmond Biracial Solidarity Society.
...Condoleezza Rice as the next President -- of the Oakland Raiders.
...Bill Richardson as the next President -- of Aztlan.
...Mitt Romney as the next President -- of The Waffle House.
...Al Sharpton as the next Vice President -- of the Strom Thurmond Biracial Solidarity Society.
...Tom Tancredo as the next President -- the West Coast Domestic Workers Association.
...Fred Thompson as the next President -- of the Screen Actors Guild.
...Tommy Thompson as the next President -- of the Wisconsin Dairy Products Association.
...April 1st as the next federal holiday.
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...Sam Brownback as the next President -- of Oz.
...Hillary Clinton as the next President -- of "The View".
...Chris Dodd as the next President -- of Cuba.
...John Edwards as the next President -- of the Hair Club For Men.
...Newt Gingrich as the next President -- of Amazon.com.
....Rudy Giuliani as the next President -- of the American Association for Marriage & Family Therapy.
...Al Gore as the next President -- of the Tracy Flick Appreciation Society.
...Mike Gravel as the next President -- of, uh, who the hell is Mike Gravel?
...Chuck Hagel as the next
...Mike Huckabee as the next President -- of Applebee's.
...Dennis Kucinich as the next President -- of Lambda Lambda Lambda.
...John McCain as the next President -- of the Baghdad Hilton.
...Barack Obama as the next President -- of the Strom Thurmond Biracial Solidarity Society.
...Condoleezza Rice as the next President -- of the Oakland Raiders.
...Bill Richardson as the next President -- of Aztlan.
...Mitt Romney as the next President -- of The Waffle House.
...Al Sharpton as the next Vice President -- of the Strom Thurmond Biracial Solidarity Society.
...Tom Tancredo as the next President -- the West Coast Domestic Workers Association.
...Fred Thompson as the next President -- of the Screen Actors Guild.
...Tommy Thompson as the next President -- of the Wisconsin Dairy Products Association.
...April 1st as the next federal holiday.
Labels: April Fool's Day, political humor, satire
